|It seems that I can use a pledge or two?|
Levenshtein, your magic will clear the haze
A query finds and I do write for you
It seems to me your spelling drives my daze.
I look to Bill for rules or I’ll lose face
Perhaps one day my verse will smell of rose
This form of verse is hard to write with grace
This early version here my scripts expose.
But when my program sees ol’ Bill, I stall
Oh life is long for me, so I won’t quit
The basic fact is easily clear for all
Requests like this do trip me, I admit.
I’ll pledge some rhyme humanity can’t bare,
Oh man, that’s a tough phrase, so odd, so rare!