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Poetic Definitions: thickheaded
Poetic Form
Didactic "Graph Theoretic Poems"  

Zedd
Correspondingly fatuous, goofy, footling, imbecilic or unwise.
dull
full
gawkier
sillier
oppressive
insensitive
Certainly not sensible, rational, reasonable, judicious or wise.
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— Cary Howard
Yoda
Thickheaded: Master, is that all there is?

Dreary, without a doubt you were!
Glittery, you have not been!
Sluggish, you are!
Foolish, you will invariably be!

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— Mindy Fletcher
Xenia Epigram
Please take from me this page,
     focussing on the term thickheaded
Used by many a linguist sage,
     seeking a term for blockheaded

Just wait a bit and you may find,
     better than any an anagram,
when coders have more time,
     a much better fitting epigram.
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— Doyle Foster
Waka
Just like the dumbbells,
they're seriously boring.
Neither sleek nor quick!
To mollify or soften.
A pedestrian or prose.

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— Linnet Cooper
Verse (modern)
Thickheaded

Thickheaded rhymes with beheaded, this didactic poem claims, but as rhyming verse, there is nothing more inane.
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— Kristopher Marshal
Unitoum
Thickheaded

Slowly
zippy
badly
piquant

zippy
ratio
piquant
frequency

ratio
glorified
frequency
emphasised

glorified
badly
emphasised
slowly.
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— Bernadette Ros
Tanaka
Highly diluted
to become less capable
not interesting
Slow to learn or understand,
forty-eighth part of a tael.

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— Lynne Innocent
Sonnet (meta-poetry)
Thickheaded

Oh is that a thick phrase, so odd, so rare?
For what you type in my website as shown
I’ll pledge some verse humanity can’t bare
A phrase, a word, a blurb, it’s clear I’m thrown.

You test, you prod, and I do feel your blow
My coding spews it forth and makes you snore
My sonnets suffer now from you, my foe
For just that phrase, a poem is a bore.

Yet working hard on other types of rhyme
Perhaps one day my verse will smell of rose
I’ll get to this, you can give me more time
This early version here my scripts expose.

Computer crafted prose, it never stops,
My network graph is vast! It burns and pops!
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— Kelvin Ace
Rondelet
Thickheaded

No expression,
think or work mechanically.
No expression,
very low in saturation.
Treat coolly or impolitely,
a tree of the elm family.
No expression.

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— Lynda Leopold
Quinzaine
Thickheaded

They often attenuate.
Do we need numskulls?
Are they dumb?

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— Julius Leith
Pi (π)
May I fake a verse, proclaimed so crowds might see
Newly defining abstracts, plainly informing, and oh but provided free?
Stupid or obtuse feel way too apparent. But is bullish?
Numskulls, thick? - or numskull, imbecile? Darn! I neglected dullish!
I reckon imbeciles and certainly dumbbells, but broadly ought I
- crank concepts so - sentences crafted from computers spry?
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— Belinda Red
Octosyllable
Really blockish and bullish.
But also stockish and dullish.
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— Arturo Silver
Nonet
lacking in energy or vigor
mobile radio subscriber
head of a human being
platen weighing table
market sluggishness
simple Simon
serious
heavy
slow
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— Dwayne Justice
Mirror Cinquain
thickheaded
stupid, heavy
abating, lessening, reducing
not bright or clear to the eye
catarrh
rhinitis
lacking the sensation of warmth
nipping, leaning, skimping
frigid, bleak
cold
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— Jerk Vaughan
Limerick
There was a girl from Kill Van Kull,
And she needed a word for dull.
      Like torch of cupid?
      But then thought stupid!
So smart that girl from Kill Van Kull.
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— Melinda Valentine
Kural
Numskull, fool, dunce, goon
Blockhead's dense follies

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— Gabby Harding
Haiku (terse)
Uninteresting
impenetrability
unanimated

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— Lynn Hardy
Haiku (3-word)
Infuriating
valetudinarian
misunderstanding

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— Móric Benson
Haiku (modern)
Dull, dumb, dense and gauche,
foolish, lumpish, and obtuse,
unintelligent!

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— Melanie Tate
Gnomic
Being negligent, careless or heedless.
Being amorphous, formless or shapeless.
Being futile, useless or fruitless.
Being cruel, merciless or ruthless.
Being unfounded, groundless or baseless.

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— Jay Lambert
Fib (Fibonacci)
So
dull
stupid
abundant
unintelligent

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— Bernard Harvey
Diamante
Thickheaded
vacuous, inane
obstructing, impeding, preventing
numskulls, blockhead ..... brightness, eyesight
celebrating, adorning, elucidating
obvious, luminous
intelligent
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— Howard Ros
Cinquain - Phrasal
thickheaded
tone down
devoid of interest
when business is poor
dim

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— Stephanie Osborne
Cinquain - Expressional
thickheaded
and sluggish
cloud of vapors
gathering in dense volumes.
blunt!

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— Arthur Innocent
Butterfly Cinquain
stupid
no expression
devoid of interest
think or work mechanically
silly
one sandwich short of a picnic
under the influence
not sensible
foolish
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— Stephen Kennedy
Acrostic - Prefix
 Dim
uninteresting
lifeless
lazy
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— Linda Morris
Acrostic - Diagonal
Disastrously
Muffle
Pall
Badly
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— Christopher Howard
Acrostic - Suffix
Bland
Plateau
Dismal
Uneventful
 
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— Steven Hamilton

Source: Eve, with graph theoretic pseudonyms.